Posts tagged "wtf"
So wait…people are saying this is Mark Salling and Naya Rivera. Is it? If it is where the hell is it from?
Shit Alan Ball Says 65
- AB: Good news! I didn't kill Nora!
- AB: I even got Pam and Tara together!
- AB: I'm must be doing something right!
- AB: Now, to plan those close ups on Bill's blood stained junk next season...
Shit Alan Ball Says 63
- AB: You know how you guys like Russell?
- AB: And you know how literally brought him back from the dead so I could set him up to be the big villain this year?
- AB: AND THE FAIRIES MIGHT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING??
- AB: Oh wait.
- AB: He's dead before the title sequence.
- AB: Killed by magic fairy beams.
- AB: Fancy that.
Shit Alan Ball Says 60
- AB: Here's a fun fact-
- AB: You have no idea what actually happened to Steve Newlin.
- AB: Chew on that for a bit.
Shit Alan Ball Says 61 (SPOILERS)
- AB: I love Insane Bill.
- AB: I also love bloodstained, nude Lilith.
- AB: Is there any way I can combine my loves....?
- AB: OMG.
- AB: IT'S BRILLIANT.
- AB: PRAISE BEEHLITH!!!
Shit Alan Ball Says 62
- AB: Say what you will about my finale...
- AB: But you're all going to tune in next summer, aren't you?
- AB: Checkmate, fanboys.
Shit Alan Ball Says 50
- AB; I probably shouldn't take Bill's insanity too far...
- AB: So him hitting his progeny is totally okay.
- AB: Fans will forgive him, I'm sure.
Shit Alan Ball Says 33: Season 4 Flashback
- AB: Guys, we're going to start off the next season with fairies!
- Fans: Yay!
- AB: And I cast Claude as someone super attractive!
- Fans: YAY!
- AB: Look! Sookie's grandpa! He's important in the books!
- Fans: WOO!
- AB: So the fairies are evil now.
- Fans: What.
- AB: They look like gremlins.
- Fans: What?
- AB: They become totally irrelevant after five minutes.
- Fans: ...
- AB: And I'm killing off Grandpa.
- Fans: .....
- AB: And I'm totally recasting Claude with someone less pretty.
- Fans: God dammit.
Sam. Twenty years old. Originally from Illinois but I am studying psychology and the University of Iowa. I love books, movies, tv shows, and girls.
