JUST KEEP BREATHING

So I just noticed the Facebook status bar changes its prompt every time you refresh the page

Facebook: How's it going, Miranda?
Me: Fine, Facebook, thank you for asking.
Facebook: What's going on, Miranda?
Me: Nothing, Facebook. Stop asking, you sound like my mother.
Facebook: How are you feeling, Miranda?
Me: Oh, so what now, now you're my shrink? LEAVE ME ALONE.
Facebook: What's happening, Miranda?
Me: I'M GOING CRAZY AND TALKING TO A COMPUTER, that's what's going on.
Facebook: How are you doing, Miranda?
Me: *sigh* I've been better, Facebook. How are you.

12/24/12

tumblr stats

You have been an active tumblelogger since Mon, 14 Feb 2011 and overall you have made the total number of 10984 posts. Your last post was on Sun, 16 Dec 2012. That means 16.37 posts were made per day, and in case you haven’t noticed, your tumblelog is 1.84 years old.

You have been an active tumblelogger since Sun, 13 Feb 2011 and overall you have made the total number of 48288 posts. Your last post was on Sun, 16 Dec 2012. That means 71.78 posts were made per day, and in case you haven’t noticed, your tumblelog is 1.84 years old.

12/16/12

taketheleadneverfollow:

mY doG kNOws hOw to BLawgH

12/13/12

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
friend: OH
friend: OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
friend: I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
friend: SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
friend: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

12/9/12

lesbipoet13:

lol when i’m on diff social networks i’m like completely different people

Facebook: “Wow, I just completely erased my entire essay, thank god for the undo button.”

Twitter: “omfg I almost just erased my entire essay, holy shit that was scary as hell”

Tumblr: “omFG SRSLY. who puts the goddamn save butTON NEXt to Th UNDo but toN?! GO FUCK YOURSELF WORD”

or as it seems, i just get increasingly angrier lol

12/7/12

detkatherinebeckett:

findingdarknessinthedaylight:

fuckyeahgleelove:

i-like-puddles:

FANDOM STYLE

OMG

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS, YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE FANDOM.

CASTLE FANDOM!!

(via logicbomb32)

11/19/12

(via dailygradvice)

11/18/12

lesbipoet13:

youbeslippin:

lesbipoet13:

whats goin on mah followers. how yall doin tonight?

You’re a dork

What? I’m not even doing anything dork-worthy in this photo.